SEAN'S TOP 5 PICK OF RANDOM THINGS

#1 MOVIE TO SEE- MONSTER WHICH IS A SCARY MOVIE ABOUT A TRASHY LADY WITH CRAZY 70'S HAIR AND BAD SKIN WHO KILLS GUYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE

#1 LOCAL CELEBRITY - BESIDES ME & JOHN IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ROSE EMPRESS XLIV POISON MARIE WATERS

(SORRY DARIA, I STILL LOVE YOU BUT POISON IS IN OUR COMMERCIAL WHICH TOTALLY ROCKS)

#1 PLACE TO DRINK A 40 OZer AND MAKE OUT - EAST BANK ESPLANADE IF YOU DON'T GET ROBBED

#1 MOST TRUSTWORTHY PORTLANDER - RHONDA SHELBY BECAUSE I GET THE FEELING THAT IF SHE BORROWED YOUR CAR SHE WOULD NEVER RETURN IT ON "E"

#1 MOVIE TO AVOID - BUBBAHOTEP WHICH THE HIPSTERS SEEM TO LOVE BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS BORING. HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO TURN ELVIS AND A BLACK JFK BATTLING A MUMMY IN AN OLD FOLKS HOME INTO A BORING MOVIE?