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JENNIFER'S MUSHROOM STROGANOFF: A magical mushroom feast!!!
CREAMY EGG NOG #1: Submitted by someone who was too shy to tell me his/her name. And why is it #1? Are there more egg nogs to come? What's next from this kitchen diva? Fruit Cake Recipe Numero Dos?

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